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Two goldfish swimming round in a bowl. Which one is called Bob? The one in front, obviously. Because the one behind is going 'bob, bob, bob'.
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Doctor: Are you hearing voices right now?
Me: Yes.
Nurse: What are the voices saying?
Me: Are you hearing voices right now? What are the voices saying?
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Did you know that 6 of the 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
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I had a horrible dream about an Eskimo who set the thermostat in his igloo at 40°F. He drowned in his sleep.
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I have bought this site 
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