[Event "joe ccome here"]
[Site "http://www.queenalice.com/game.php?id=343802"]
[Date "2008.1.27"]
[Round "-"]
[White "jubox"]
[Black "ductape"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "-"]
[BlackElo "-"]
[ECO "C40"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 b6 3. Bc4 Bd6 4. O-O Nc6 5. b3 Qf6 6. Bb2 Nge7 7. Nc3 a6 8. Ne2
Ng6 9. d4 b5 10. Bd5 Bb7 11. Qd2 Nf4 12. dxe5 Nxe2+ 13. Qxe2 Bxe5 14. Nxe5 Nxe5
15. Bxb7 Ra7 16. Bd5 c6 17. Bxf7+ Kxf7 18. f4 Nf3+ 19. Qxf3 Qxb2 20. e5 Qd4+ 21.
Kh1 b4 22. Rad1 Qb2 23. Qf2 Rha8 24. Rde1 Qxa2 25. f5 Ke7 26. e6 Kd8 27. Rd1 d5
28. Qh4+ Ke8 29. Rd2 Qb2 30. f6 Kd8 31. e7+ Kd7 32. Re2 gxf6 33. e8=Q+ Rxe8 34.
Rxe8 Kxe8 35. Qh5+ Kd8 36. Re1 Qxc2 37. Qe8+ Kc7 38. Qe7+ Kb6 39. Qxf6 Qd2 40.
Rf1 Rd7 41. h4 d4 42. Qe6 Rg7 43. Ra1 Rxg2 44. Rg1 Rh2# 0-1

[Event "lawn gnomes"]
[Site "http://www.queenalice.com/game.php?id=348050"]
[Date "2008.2.3"]
[Round "-"]
[White "ductape"]
[Black "jubox"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1500"]
[BlackElo "1100"]
[ECO "C25"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Bd6 3. Bc4 Nc6 4. d3 Nf6 5. Bf4 exf4 6. Nf3 O-O 7. a4 b6 8. h4
Bb4 9. Ng5 h6 10. Nh3 d5 11. exd5 Qe8+ 12. Qe2 Bg4 13. f3 Bxc3+ 14. bxc3 Bf5 15.
dxc6 Qxc6 16. Kd1 Rfd8 17. Nxf4 Rab8 18. d4 Qc5 19. Rh3 Bxh3 20. gxh3 Qd6 21.
Kd2 Qxf4+ 22. Qe3 Qh2+ 23. Be2 Qxh3 24. Ra3 Qxh4 25. Rb3 c5 26. f4 Ng4 27. Qf3
cxd4 28. cxd4 Nh2 29. Qg2 Qxf4+ 30. Re3 Rxd4+ 31. Bd3 Nf1+ 32. Kd1 Nxe3+ 33. Ke1
Nxg2+ 34. Ke2 Qe3+ 35. Kf1 Rf4+ 36. Kxg2 Rf2+ 37. Kh1 Qe1+ 38. Bf1 Qxf1# 0-1

[Event "strike of the lawn gnomes....aga"]
[Site "http://www.queenalice.com/game.php?id=349005"]
[Date "2008.2.5"]
[Round "-"]
[White "jubox"]
[Black "ductape"]
[Result "*"]
[WhiteElo "-"]
[BlackElo "-"]
[ECO "C41"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 Nd7 4. Nc3 Ngf6 5. Bc4 Nb6 6. Bb3 Bd7 7. Be3 c5 8. dxc5
dxc5 9. Nxe5 Be6 10. O-O Nbd7 11. Qd2 Nxe5 12. Rad1 Qxd2 13. Rxd2 Rd8 14. Rfd1 *