I have this theory that nobody listen to me, but it is the pure true:
The USA is just a "border" to isolate the Canadians, and they just pretend to be a country, but the core of the whole system is Ottawa!
You can see that even Alaska helps the isolation in the north border.
Canadians are a very discrete people, they never get into any trouble with external politics, and so on.
That is the secret! They fool everyone!
And all people who live in the border, called themselves Americans know this secret, but they don't let the cat out of the bag. Actually they are all Canadians disguised, as it is this supposed border country. They even created American passports and everything to mislead us from the true!
