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Post here your interesting game conversations.
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tralala vs. kloosterveen
t-1: Hello again and good luck.
k: Against you I need a lot of luck!
k-5: Do you take anabole steroids or just drink reindeermilk?
t-6: Just steroids, and you?
k: Only Heineken...lots of barrils.
t-7: So one could argue that this is a match between steroids versus Heineken...
k: Yeah...just a couple of pints...so you better be carefull.
t-8: I have testicles size of a peanut, so it`s you that has to be carefull.
k: in the skin or already pealed?
t-9: pealed of course!
k:sure...
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kloosterveen vs. tralala
k-3: Be carefull this time, I`m not used to make such giant blunders anymore..
t: I hope that exception confirms the "rule"...
k-5: That was the secret of Lasse Viren wasn`t it? (i mean the reindeermilk)
t: I think it was steroids. (reindeermilk only gets you so far...)
k-16: I`m pretty sure I smelled some reindeermilk at our other game...
t: Could be...I`ve been "high" on that milk since last week.
k-17: So, no more steroids...endly listen to Lasse Viren...better for your testicles as well!
t: Inner Lasse says that reindeermilk will not do with this game...(hopefully I manage to draw)
k-18: Hope your inner Lasse is right, a draw is fine with me. (p.s.don`t start with steroids now!)
t: Flying with pure reindeermilk.
t-20: Rxc6,Qf6 or Qg5+, which one would you have choosen?
k-21: Send you a PM, don`t fit here...
t: ok
k-24: OK...I was counting with Nf4 instead of Qg4...gonna take my dope...
t: Hope youre dope is strong enough.
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tralala vs. kloosterveen
t-1: hello again
k: Hello, but this time reindeermilk is forbidden as well, OK?
t-2: What about beer?
k: Allowed my friend...only for me...doctor`s advice!
k-12: If you decide to come to Praia da Rocha once, I buy you a couple of Heineken`s.
t-13: At the Rock Cafe and we have a deal.
k: At the Rock Cafe overhere they have an original guitar of Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin..(so they say)..but no Heineken, neither reindeermilk.
t-14: OK then, you suggest a place.
k: I will.
t-15: I`m all ears.
k: Lots of nice places to go to, but no use to mention names as long you don`t come....I was to greedy again...taking that bloody pawn...
t-16: Game ain`t over yet...but I must warn you. I have a cunning plan. (like baldrick)
k: Who the hell is baldrick? I only know Jan Timman.
t-17: http/www.imdb.com/title/tt0084988/
k-18: That was Baldwin`s trick, or whatever his name is.
t-20: Yep.
k-23: What was the name of that fffuuu...?
t-24: Name of what?
k: The name of that fu... who did this to me?
t-25: Zsuzsa Polgar.
k: O No, not that lady please...I stick to Jan Timman...after a couple of beers he plays almost as good as I do..haha
t-26 Sure you do...did you watch the whole episode or just that one clip?
k: Only that clip...Is it possible I promote my King into a Queen when it reaches the backline?
t-27: Deal.
k: He looks a bit like Lasse Viren, doesn`t he? Always running and all the time faster!
t-28: If your king reaches the backline, I will just resign right away in fear of that.
k: Kc6, and I´m on my way back.
t-29: I thought it was my back rank---but OK, deal is a deal...
k: No, fair is fair, in the next couple of days my rating will drop dramaticly...I give up this one now, congratulations...see ye again.
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kloosterveen vs. tralala
k-1: Hi again.
t: It should be 1.h4 tournament...maybe it`s 2.h4 then...
k-2: Well okay, but I checked first the other games and Gdan didn`t do it against RobertM...thats why
t: Probably he missed the thematic h4 part. Anyway, I`m going to start my new doping now. (reindeermilk mixed with beer, exact ratios I keep as a secrect)
k-3: And how are you gonna call it; "Cocktal Helsinkiki" or "Cocktail Harakiri"?
t: Let`s just wait and see whatever comes first.
k-6: What is that silly pawn of mine doing there on h4?
t: Starting a devilish attack on my kingside.
k-18: I never play such a damn stupid opening again. You better make sure I get the black pieces in all the other rounds, otherwise I come to Suomi and steal all your reindeermilk...Yes Sir!
t: Why didn`t you take that rook?
k-19: I didn,t want to spoil your Christmas...anyway, it`s still on a8, I still can take it..but what about Nd4?
t: Didn`t see that one...I`ll have to send you a bottle of my special reindeermilk from the year 1963 as a regift.
k-20: Splendid idea..was that Lasse Viren`s top year?..Maybe I can kick some other buts then..
t: If I send it by airmail you could have it by New Year....anyway, Merry Christmas to you.
k-24: Thanks, same to you.
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Amed66 vs Bisontin september 4th 2006:
25 amed66: Buongiorno signore, Est un plaisir jouer avec jouer d'échecs ainsi fort.J'espère que vous ne voulez pas faire ce que le blues ils ont fait all'Italie avant hier soir
Bisontin: Bonjour, Monsieur. C'est pour moi aussi un plaisir de jouer avec vous, mais, malgré votre gentillesse, je veux venger Zidane (même si vous n'êtes pas Materazzi)...
26 amed66: Oh non, je ne suis pas Materazzi. E comme vous pouvez regarder si cliquez su amed66 pour moi Zidane c'est le meilleur jouer. Je suis ainsi juventino e... Zidane pour moi il a été un héros
Bisontin: Alors, vive Zidane, et les échecs
27 amed66: Bien dit
40 amed66: et que vengeance!! Au revoir grand jouer d'échecs
In English:
25:A Good morning, It's a pleasure playing against a fine player like you. I hope you'll don't make to me what France made to Italy yesterday (the day before French football team beaten Italy 3-1: a great revenge after the final lost two months before)
25B: Good morning. It's also a pleasure for me. But although your kindness, I hope to avenge Zidane, in spite of you are not Materazzi
26A: Oh no, I'm not (a goat like) Materazzi. And you see my update bio you can see that for me Zidane is the best player in the world. I'm a juventino too and Zidane for me is a hero.
26B: Then, hurray Zidane and hurray chess.
27A: Right!
40A: What a revenge! Bye, Great chess player.
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