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not easy to find work these days. been underemployed now for several years. it is also hard to start a business as one needs some capital to get it going. been thinking what to do. today it came to me. i will become a self-employed vampire. i won't need a business license and i can wear the same old clothes i always wear. i won't have to advertise. there isn't much competition. if you have a better idea let me know before i go to the dentist to get my teeth fixed nice and sharp.
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Suicide's the answer. You won't even need to pay for dental work.
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vampires cannot commit suicide. i am already a proto-vampire ( i bought a nice cape ). i am afraid your option is already off the table.
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"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
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Not all businesses require capital to get going... and even if you require funds for a particular business you have in mind you can consider creative ways of financing (Note, I don't mean creative financing in the Madoff sense)
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given the above advice i see some help. i can keep on my plan to be a private vampire for rent and work nights and since i have no capital i could work days as a shoplifter. shoplifting will not require any start up money and i won't need a bank loan. once i sell off some of the items i shoplift ( light electronics would seem to be a good choice ) i can get the rest of my vampire costume and look forward to renting a space in a warehouse to put a coffin.
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