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Well, I left the carnival hoping I would find a low impact job. I worked briefly making M&Ms. You know the candies that melt in your mouth not in your hands. It did not go so well. First I was reprimanded when the caught me alphebetizing the M&M's. Later they fired me becuase I was throwing out the w's.
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Well, it's like making a chess move without thinking. You don't alphabetize one letter of the alphabet. Nor are you allowed to throw away trademarks even though they are turned at 180 degrees.
Good experience though. Just wait when M&M will establish its first Universal Branch Office in Mars. I believe having attained universal status, M&M will go un-enamelled again. There in Mars the new trend is to let it melt in the dark among ill-starred lovers in rendezvous at MacArthur Park.
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Did you hear that in New York City they passed a law making it illegel to sell soda pop in a container larger than 16 oz.?
Now when you ask the guy on the corner for coke he asks you, "Will that be a 10g baggie or a 20 oz bottle?"
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Do you know the difference between a toilet seat and a frying pan ?
No ?
Really ?
...well, then, thank you for your invitation, but...I think I won't come dining this evening... 
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Do you know the difference between a toilet seat and a frying pan ?
No ?
Really ?
...well, then, thank you for your invitation, but...I think I won't come dining this evening...
I suppose it would be ok for you to come to my house for dinner. I dont mind cooking for you but we will need to have a talk before I let you use my bathroom.
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