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Topic: Baninshed to the 8th level of hell
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Good thing hell's not real. Can't believe not going to church, having saw a fortune teller, believing in tarot cards, that science is the pinnacle of all knowledge, that morals are relative, and believing some people deserve to die (objectively the really bad ones do, Bin-Laden and terrorist especially). would land me in hell according to Dante.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Where in hell do you belong?
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Can we visit friends in other levels? There are allowed chess there?
See you,
Beco.
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The grim reaper's time having arrived, Mr. X one day found himself in (one level of!) hell. Needless to say he feared the worst, but upon his arrival was surprised to see that the devil himself was busy watching TV!
"This can't be that bad!", he thought. "You have TV here?" "Yes," answered the diabolical figure, "...we ONLY have TV here!"
(My wife might like to insert "CHESS" instead of "TV") 
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a bear goes into a bar...the bartender thinks he can take advantage of the bear....the bear orders
a beer..the bartender charges him $20.00...the bear quaffs the beer...a person at the far end of the bar calls over to the bear " we don't get
many bear in here"...the bear gets up to leave and says " don't see how at these prices " ( what has this to do with hell...well..i don't know )
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