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Topic: Just testing the advertising waters...
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Lately, I'm being assailed on this site by an advert, that offers me an IQ test: only thirteen Euros fifty per month, too! Amazing! I can find out how smart I am, according to them, for a mere 702 Euros a year!! Kind of makes me wonder what the average intelligence of the respondents is...
But such bold attempts at robbery do make me long for the adverts I used to get loads of. Games, games, games... you know, free online games, MMORPGs, fantasy games, free forever games, with lots of other players, level advancements and unlimited adventure awaiting my mouse click.
Not to mention the dating sites, where there seemed endless Brazilian girls and Filipina beauties, Russian brides and Venezuelan cupids on offer. I mean girls: pretty girls, nubile women, young hotties, summer flings, dating and marriage opportunities galore. All these bikini-clad beauties seem to have vanished completely: maybe some computer out there thinks that I think that I'm not dumb enough to respond to all those girls and games and more girls and more games.
Whatever, some machine out there knows my sex and age bracket and now has me pigeonholed as some asexual, non-gaming nerd who only gets a rise out of measuring my own intelligence. I resent that. So, I've created this thread, with all the repetitive buzzwords (pretty women and online gaming related) in hopes that I'll get those old ads back, which at least had some esthetic appeal.
I thank you for your time in reading this! 
F.
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haha! 
I didn't like the "date women" ones so much mainly because I'm not interested in those (... the ads I mean), but I do miss the games one. I used to click on a few of them sometimes, you know, check 'em out, see if it was good or what.
There's nothing like looking for new games when you're supposed to be working. 
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Hee, hee, Bingo!! Once more, on this thread, I'm looking at that smiling Russian twentysomething with the platinum blonde hair and brown eyebrows!
Got to hand it to those buzzword-detecting machines: they do work quickly! Babes, babes, babes, games, games, games. And he's buuy-ing a download to hea-venn...
F.
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My IQ is rather high.
Hope this helps.
Bye 
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Saxons rush in where Angles fear to tread, Once!
(I do believe we're only suggesting our own adverts through the mention of certain key phrases, as for instance: pretty girls, new exciting free for ever games, hot dates waiting for your reply, role playing adventure, cupids and chicks, etc.)
F. 
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| Saxons rush in where Angles fear to tread... |
I hear that right-angles are fearless
Mankini
He he
And no, I'm not gay 
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