Well, as this site is Queen Alice, I suppose Mr Onceupon could cellebrate his Unbirthday today. Or not. Sorry for the off-topic, you may now continue the Tomato Edition of the very Odd Thread.
Sub-note: I celebrated my non-birthday with a bottle of cheap German wine from the local supermarket.
I am currently dancing in an exceedingly silly fashion around a very large tree which I imagined into the middle of my bedroom a few moments ago.
Update: I did have a small accident around 3am but the doctor assures me the fracture will be mended within a fortnight. I shall not be celebrating my non-birthday tomorrow.
