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Topic: Mr O's *BUMPER* Semi-Notoriously ODD Thread *NOW FREE!* **CHRISTMAS EDITION!!!**
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WARNING ABOUT WARNING MESSAGES
There are to be absolutely no unofficial warning messages posted by other members in this area.
Thank you.
End of Warning About Warning Messages
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http://www.pennypostcards.com/linguica/pc12.jpg
After consulting a 2-man tablebase, I can confirm that the position is drawn.
And don't try to make a monkey out of me 
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How much money did you lose?
And in the picture, are you the monkey or the one who played against the monkey? 
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Actually, I was chief arbiter and made a nice pot of cash after charging each monkey a large tournament fee.
This was the first Primate-only chess event I've witnessed. The winner, to everyone's surprise, was a gorilla named Susan. When I invited her up on stage to receive the trophy she instead galloped out of the hall, knocking the tables flying and crashing straight through the window. She was later found grooming herself up a tree in the neighbouring garden.
I believe the picture shows Bob, who tied third place with a young ballerina. However, the girl was subsequently disqualified for not having enough hair.
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What a sore winner! Anyway, you can tell she's a fraud: what chess player even grooms himself!?
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