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Said Scotty to captian Kirk, "Mr. Spock has gone Biserk. His attitude's crazy. His Work ethic's lazy. And he sounds like a bumbling Jerk."
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A marvellous bird is the pelican His mouth can hold more than his belly can He holds in his beak All the food for a week And he never will tell why the helican
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A skeleton once, in Khartoum Invited a ghost to his room They spent the whole night In the eeriest fight As to who should be frightened of whom
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A flea and a fly in a flue, Where in prison so what could they do? Said the flea,"let us fly." Said the fly,"let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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I wish that my room had a floor I don't so much care for a door But this walking around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore!
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There once was a player from Maine, Who played chess on a train. He took a move back And was thrown off the track, And he never played chess again.
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