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Topic: Mr O's *BUMPER* Semi-Notoriously ODD Thread *NOW FREE!* **CHRISTMAS EDITION!!!**
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if the thread is not about the flotsam and jetsam that floats thru your head then, no, i don't get the point. we have "tin" in new jersey
and it is more formally known as aluminum siding ( to put on cheap houses in the suburbs ) and we have "tin" in arizona and that is where the marshal sticks it on his shirt and then loads his revolver to round up the bad guys. i guess you only have tins of food ?
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Yeah. Sadly, we don't have guns in the UK. Hence the pub brawls.
I think we invented tin (though it might have been a laboratory accident). But we live in houses and not barns and so guttering is our solution.
| What a wonderful thread, Mr Onceupon! |
Thanks, mum.
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